Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
please come you make the beer taste better
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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