I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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