marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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