I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I have already put on my inside pants.
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