six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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