How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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