the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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