Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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