Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?