So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.