Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Randomize
