i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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