I'm so fucking centered right now
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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