As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you would pick up someone in the library
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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