I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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