hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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