roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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