hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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