Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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