Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions