She announced her abortion via fbk
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA