return my video game
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying