New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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