So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Randomize
