Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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