There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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