Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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