Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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