did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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