babies were throwing up all over the place
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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