"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
