got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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