just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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