what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize