Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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