Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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