i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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