I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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