just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
only you would photoshop your dick
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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