I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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