He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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