drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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