just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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