we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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