hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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