i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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