Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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