Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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