Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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