How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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