At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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