Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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