Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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