Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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