Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
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Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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