What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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