I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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