found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Do plants get herpes?
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