Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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